- Swiftnick: Hey, have you ever been to a hanging?
- Dick Turpin: Not yet.
- Swiftnick: No, no, I mean to watch.
- Dick Turpin: Would you go?
- [Swiftnick remains quiet]
- Dick Turpin: Then I'm answered.
- Dick Turpin: So, lets find out who she really is.
- Swiftnick: But why bother?
- Dick Turpin: Cause I'm nosey.
- Captain Nathan Spiker: Ranby, you're bringing me luck. Keep your ears and your eyes open and learn all you can of Turpin. I've got a feeling there's a change in the weather.
- Mrs. Brownlow: Oh, why should you do this? Risk your life for a perfect stranger?
- Swiftnick: 'Cause he's daft.
- Lord Harrington: The Heath has become a vast dungheep of villainy and no traveler is save crossing it.
- Sir John Glutton: What'd you want?
- Captain Nathan Spiker: I've come to tell you , Sir John, of my pleasure in your return to Rookham Hall and your position as High Sheriff.
- Sir John Glutton: And to ask for your job back.
- Captain Nathan Spiker: Well, I must admit, Sir John, the thought had crossed my mind.
- Sir John Glutton: Well, you can uncross it.
- Sir John Glutton: You couldn't catch Dick Turpin if you had twenty regiments to the line, and the villain was up to his neck in quicksand!
- Dick Turpin: Well, Nathan. We thought we'd seen the last of you.
- Captain Nathan Spiker: The last you'll see of me, Turpin, is when the hangman puts a noose around your neck, and kicks away the ladder.
- Dick Turpin: Now listen, and listen well, you big heep of horsedung. You try this again and I'll blow you're breakfast through your backbone.
- Dick Turpin: Swiftnick, death's not a highwayman you can satisfy with a purse full of money. So I think this 'stand and deliver' is a little bit final.
- Sir John Glutton: Will you take breakfast before or after the hanging? Turpin's having his before.
- [laughs heartily]
- Dick Turpin: The law is like a flimsy cobweb. It catches the small flies and lets the big ones buzz right through.