Dharma & Greg (TV Series)
And the In-Laws Meet (1997)
Thomas Gibson: Greg Montgomery
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Quotes
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Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Hey, Greg, what do you think we would have done if we hadn't run off and gotten married?
Greg Montgomery : I don't know. Had a second date?
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Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : I made you a breakfast smoothie.
Greg Montgomery : Oh, I-I usually just have a couple of eggs and juice.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : It's in there.
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Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : THAT'S IT! Here's what we're going to do. The ceremony will be at the Country club. With a Macrobiotic buffet.
Greg Montgomery : The men will wear tuxedos.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Or formal dashikis. Any further arguments, disputes or points of contention will be arbitrated by the bride and groom, ergo Greg and myself. And anyone who doesn't like it can kiss my shiny, white, bridal hiney.
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Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Promise me something?
Greg Montgomery : Anything.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : When we have babies, we will never tell any of those people.