Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Anything You Can Do (2004)

Doug Savant: Tom Scavo

Quotes 

• Tom Scavo : Wow, honey, look, this place looks spotless!

  Lynette Scavo : Thanks.

  Tom Scavo : Listen, I have come up with this killer idea for the Spotless Scrub campaign.

  Lynette Scavo : Great! You wanna run it by me?

  Tom Scavo : No. I'm good. But, thanks.

  Lynette Scavo : Okay.

  Tom Scavo : Well, that's the thing. You know how whenever I pitch in the boardroom at work, how Kennesey always tears my ideas down in front of the partners?

  Lynette Scavo : Yeah?

  Tom Scavo : I invited the partners and their wives over so I could pitch to them here. And I thought we could make a formal dinner for six. We could sit, we could...

  Lynette Scavo : And when exactly would this formal dinner take place?

  Tom Scavo : Uh... day after tomorrow!

  Lynette Scavo : Tom!

  Tom Scavo : Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know I know it's short notice.

  Lynette Scavo : You think? How am I supposed to pull off a formal dinner with no warning?

  Tom Scavo : I don't know. Bree Van de Kamp does this kind of thing all the time...

• Lynette Scavo : What did you say?

  Tom Scavo : Well, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. That's - you know what, forget it. I'll call and I'll cancel. Don't worry about it.

  Lynette Scavo : No, no. Let's, let's do it.

  Tom Scavo : Really?

  Lynette Scavo : Yeah, it's good for your career. I'll pull it off.