- Sean Cameron: It's a slow song and you're not dancing.
- Emma: No one really caught my interest...
- Sean Cameron: How about now?
- Emma: I'd love to.
- Emma: [to Spike] How could you even think of having an abortion?
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: It's a woman's choice.
- Emma: What about the baby's choice?
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: I'm not gonna debate this with you. It's my decision, Em.
- Emma: What about Snake?
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Of course. He'd be a part of it.
- Emma: Yeah, like he's a part of it right now.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Emma, you're way out of line.
- Emma: What do you expect me to say?
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Maybe something supportive.
- Emma: If you had an abortion the first time, I wouldn't be here.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Well, if you were in my shoes and made this mistake a second time...
- [Emma storms off angry]
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Em, no! I didn't mean it that way.
- J.T. Yorke: [as JT and Toby are spying outside Joey's house to see the stripper] Okay, Fancy probably won't be on for a while, but we'll have to stay awake, okay?
- Toby Isaacs: Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll take first shift. You take second.
- J.T. Yorke: Deal.
- Toby Isaacs: What if we get caught?
- J.T. Yorke: We won't and even if we do, what are we doing wrong?
- Toby Isaacs: I don't know. Invasion of privacy?
- J.T. Yorke: Toby, she's a stripper! Privacy isn't in her vocabulary.
- Toby Isaacs: Yeah, I guess you're right. She is taking off her clothes.
- J.T. Yorke: And she's getting paid.
- Toby Isaacs: Time to test out the Fancy cam.
- [he and JT turn on the camera and see Mr. Raditch at Joey's house]
- J.T. Yorke: Raditch!
- Toby Isaacs: Raditch!
- [they both scream]
- J.T. Yorke: Turn it off, turn it off!
- Toby Isaacs: Sorry.
- J.T. Yorke: Why is he there?
- Manny Santos: [to Emma] I'm sure she didn't mean it.
- Emma: She said, "same mistake twice".
- Manny Santos: Yeah, but she didn't have an abortion.
- Emma: So?
- Manny Santos: So you were wanted.
- Emma: Okay, fine, whatever, but this isn't about me. It's about my future half-brother, or sister. And what about Snake?
- Manny Santos: Emma.
- Emma: I mean, here we are debating abortion and he doesn't even know she's pregnant. What if she doesn't tell him?
- Manny Santos: Do not even think of interfering!
- Emma: Don't worry. I'm not that stupid.
- Caitlin Ryan: Emma doesn't hate you.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: If you could've seen the look in her eyes. What was I thinking?
- Caitlin Ryan: Yeah, but you've just been thrown for a major loop. You got to cut yourself some slack.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: I need to talk to Archie.
- Caitlin Ryan: Uh, not tonight though, right? Bachelor party. Not in a state to hear this.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: He needs to know.
- Caitlin Ryan: And you need to get yourself together, all right? Call him in the morning. It can wait.
- [Spike and Caitlin hug each other]
- Caitlin Ryan: It's gonna be okay.
- Emma: Mr. Simpson, we need to talk.
- Joey Jeremiah: Your parents must be worried sick.
- J.T. Yorke: My parents? What about us? We missed Fancy. How do you think we feel?
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Emma, is everything okay?
- Emma: I don't even know how to say this.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Well, try, because you're giving me a heart attack.
- Emma: Mom is pregnant and she's thinking of having an abortion.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: I'm worried about a stripper and she's pregnant.
- Emma: Snake, please just listen.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Emma, why are you here? Why are you here telling me this?
- Emma: Because you need to know!
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Why you? Why not your mom? Why not your mom?
- [Emma starts crying and doesn't say anything]
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: I'm sorry. Really, what kind of family is this? You wait here and Joey will drive you home.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: [to Snake] I've been trying to reach you.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: But not yesterday, not last night. No, right, because it was Emma that was looking for me.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: What?
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: How does information travel in this family? Oh, right! Every which way except from you to me!
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Emma!
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: No! Not Emma! This is about you and me! How could you not tell me that you were pregnant?
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: We need to talk, but we are not doing it here.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: We are gonna talk about this right now.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Not here!
- Manny Santos: Emma, stop being a baby. Just get ready for the wedding.
- Emma: Manny, mind your own business.
- Manny Santos: Oh, that's funny. Didn't I tell you the same thing last night?
- Emma: I did what I felt was right.
- Manny Santos: Yesterday, you freaked because I talked to Sean. What you did was so much worse.
- Emma: Well, gee, Manny, thanks for the support. What a best friend you are!
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: [to Snake about her pregnancy] I just found out yesterday.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Then you should have come to me.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: I know.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: To hear it from Emma and an abortion!
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Do you really think I'd send Emma in the middle of the night to break the news to you?
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: You know, sometimes it's like you and Emma are the couple, not you and me.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: She's my daughter. You can't expect that I'll just change our relationship.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Of course not, but if this is gonna work, then some things have to stay private.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: I don't like secrets, Snake.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Neither do I. Trust me. You sure you're not having doubts?
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Archie...
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: This all happened pretty fast.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: We've known each other since junior high.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Yeah, as friends. Maybe we're supposed to keep it that way.
- Toby Isaacs: [to JT] How bad did your parents bust you?
- J.T. Yorke: On a scale of 1-10... 136. Yeah, I'm grounded 'til doomsday.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: [to Spike] I just can't understand how it happened.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: You were there.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: I mean, you're on the pill.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Yeah, which is 98% effective.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: So we're just in the unlucky 2%. Great.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Some couples would think of this as a blessing. It's too bad you're against kids.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: I never said that.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: How about yesterday? You said you have too much on your plate.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Yeah, I do. I've got a lot going on right now. I'm moving in. I'm gonna be a husband and a step-dad and I got a lot...
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: A lot of adjusting. I know, but life doesn't wait for you to get adjusted, Snake. It just happens! I mean, look at Emma. She couldn't have come at a worse time, but was it a mistake to have her? No! I wouldn't trade her for anything.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: You're right. You're absolutely right. It's hard to believe there's a little one growing in there.
- Christine 'Spike' Nelson: There is. She or he is gonna be beautiful.
- Archie 'Snake' Simpson: So which one of us doesn't want to have this baby anyways?