Dawson's Creek (TV Series)
Sleeping Arrangements (2002)
Busy Philipps: Audrey Liddell
Quotes
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Audrey Liddell : Waitressing is a bitch!
[Audrey kicks off her boots, one of which hits the books on Joey's desks, knocking them all over]
Joey Potter : Nice entrance.
Audrey Liddell : Oww, my feet feels like one enormous blister.
Joey Potter : I told you not to wear those shoes.
Audrey Liddell : Okay, it's offical. You do know everything.
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[Audrey collapses next to Joey in her bed]
Joey Potter : Audrey, has it escaped your attention that this is my bed?
Audrey Liddell : Can I help it that this is the one closest to the door? No.
Joey Potter : We can't both sleep here together.
Audrey Liddell : Sure we can. It'll be the most action this bed's ever seen.
Joey Potter : Well, for your information, I got asked out today.
Audrey Liddell : [gasps] Of course you said "no".
Joey Potter : Of course.
Audrey Liddell : Because your're long-suffering, insane, and fixated on Dawson?
Joey Potter : How dysfunctional do you think I am?
Audrey Liddell : About one lithium pill short of 'Girl Interrupted' status.