Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Toys Czar Us (1991)

Michael Bell: Quackerjack

Quotes 

• Quackerjack : Darkwing Duck! I should've known you'd ruin my fun, you big fat spoilsport!

• [the kids have been forced to build Quackerjack's grim reaper dolls] 

  Honker Muddlefoot : Why work for money to buy toys? Why not just make our own toys?

  Tank Muddlefoot : Why doesn't that jerk just keep his money and call it even?

  Quackerjack : [riding his bike past them]  Bookkeeping!

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired of Quackerjack's messy bookkeeping. We're bustin' outta this joint on three - one, two, three!

  [She, Honker, and Tank start crawling away] 

  Honker Muddlefoot : What about the others, Gos?

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Don't worry. We'll come back with help -

  [annoyed] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : if we can get a certain perfect parent to drop his mock!