Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Darkly Dawns the Duck: Part 2 (1991)

Christine Cavanaugh: Gosalyn Waddlemeyer

Quotes 

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : How come you wear a mask?

  Darkwing Duck : [somewhat like Dracula]  Because there is nothing more terrifying to the criminal mind as the unknown. I am the thing that goes bump in the night. I am the neurosis that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : You mean you don't take off your mask for anyone.

  Darkwing Duck : That's right! Not no one, not never.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : What about a really, really, really, close friend?

  [beat] 

  Darkwing Duck : Well, maybe... someday.

• Darkwing Duck : A desperate criminal is at large and terror runs through the streets like a pair of cheap stockings! But it's helpless! No one gets the drop on Dark...

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : [jumping on DW]  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer! Boy, Darkwing, you gotta work on your narration. They write better stuff on Saturday morning cartoons.

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : If I take your bed, where will you sleep?

  Darkwing Duck : I won't, I'm a night person.

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : Darkwing Duck is gonna crunch you like a stale corn chip!

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : I'm sorry, Darkwing, if I hadn't got caught you wouldn't have risked your life to save me.

  Darkwing Duck : Gos, before I met you, I didn't have a live with risking.

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : Why don't you wear a helmet?

  Darkwing Duck : Because it doesn't look cool.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : Neither do scrambled brains.

  Darkwing Duck : You don't have to worry about me. I knew this job was dangerous when I took it.

• Darkwing Duck : What exactly *is* a "ramrod device"?

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : [inhales]  It's a trachio-specific device that disrupts gravitational bonds on a molecular level that allows manipulation on a macro scale.

  Darkwing Duck : What does that mean?

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : Beats me. I think it just makes things float.