Daria (TV Series)
The Misery Chick (1997)
Marc Thompson: Mr. Timothy O'Neill, Kevin Thompson
Quotes
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Mr. O'Neill : "It is better to have loved and lost, then never to have loved at all." Just what is Lord Tennyson talking about? Brittany?
Brittany : Um, love?
Mr. O'Neill : Anyone else? Daria?
Daria : Well, he's acknowledging that if something makes you feel good, like being in love, there must be a corresponding painful side, like losing a love, and that it's just a fact of life.
Mr. O'Neill : Sad, but true.
Daria : And what's intriguing about it is that no one calls Tennyson a big unhappiness freak just because he understands that.
Mr. O'Neill : Is he a big unhappiness freak?
Daria : No, he's a realist. He says, "Emotional involvement brings pleasure and extraordinary pain." Then he declares that it's better than feeling nothing at all.
Mr. O'Neill : That is excellent, Daria.
Daria : Of course, this was before the advent of community property laws.
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[after meeting Tommy Sherman]
Jane : I don't think he likes you.
Daria : That doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that jerk is going to be treated like a hero for the rest of this life.
Jane : Well, maybe he won't live that long.
Daria : Come on. You know wishes don't come true.
[a crash is heard off screen]
Kevin Thompson : [Off screen] Oh, my God! The goal post fell! Tommy Sherman's dead!
[Sobbing]
Kevin Thompson : He's dead!
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Mr. O'Neill : You probably think about the dark side all the time.
Daria : The... dark side? Are we talking about "The Force"?
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Kevin Thompson : Tommy Sherman.
Tommy Sherman : That's the name, don't wear it out.
Kevin Thompson : I'm your biggest fan.
Tommy Sherman : I doubt that, unless the rest of them are pygmies, ha ha.
Kevin Thompson : I'm Kevin Thompson, this is Michael Jordan MacKenzie, we call him Mac
Tommy Sherman : MICHAEL JORDAN MACKENZIE! You're kidding, right.
Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie : It was Michael James MacKenzie. My dad went a Bulls playoff game when I was 12, and... then he changed it.
Tommy Sherman : That's sick man, so what you guys, on the intermural squad, or something?
Kevin Thompson : Varsity dude, I'm the QB.
[Tommy Sherman laughs pompously, then Kevin laughs too, unaware of what is so funny]
Tommy Sherman : [annoyed] Why are you laugh?
Kevin Thompson : Um, why are you?
Tommy Sherman : I'm just picturing a scrawny little guy like you, trying to play for some third-rate junior college somewhere, and getting your butt kicked every week.
Kevin Thompson : Oh yeah, that's funny.
Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie : No it isn't.