- [Daria struggles to drive on a busy freeway]
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Tense?
- Daria Morgendorffer: No, there's a lot of stuff going on. You have no idea how complicated driving is.
- Quinn Morgendorffer: It's not that hard.
- Daria Morgendorffer: How would you know?
- [tractor-trailer whizzed by blowing it's horn at her]
- Daria Morgendorffer: Dah! A giant truck!
- Daria Morgendorffer: [reading from Trent's song lyrics notebook] My heart is like an open wound / That reads the tea leavs of its doom
- [stops reading]
- Daria Morgendorffer: What?
- [resumes reading]
- Daria Morgendorffer: Soothe me with redemption's love / Like a heat-proof kitchen glove
- [stops reading]
- Daria Morgendorffer: God I hope this is a first draft.
- Daria Morgendorffer: [Daria and Quinn are debating about picking up a hitchhiker] Mom and Dad would crucify us.
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Right, but taking the car out for a hundred-mile joyride won't bother them at all. Face it, Daria, you're already accessorizing.
- Daria Morgendorffer: You mean I'm an accessory.
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Whatever.
- Stan: [singing] I've been working on the railroad,
- Trent Lane: [singing] Every pointless day.
- Stan: [singing] I've been working on the railroad,
- Trent Lane: [singing] While my life gets pissed away.
- Stan: [singing] Can't you hear the whistle blowing,
- Trent Lane: [singing] Shattering my dreams in the morn.
- Stan: [singing] Can't you hear the captain shouting
- Trent Lane: [singing] "Wish I was never born!"