Daria (TV Series)

Depth Takes a Holiday (1999)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

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• Daria : Could they make the holidays any more vulgar?

  Jane : I hope so.

  Daria : What?

  Jane : The more debased they become, the less reason there is to celebrate them. That means the less reason for my family to get together until presto I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner.

• Quinn : Daria we've got to do something about mom and da -... what's going on?

  Daria : I've got three fugitive holidays staying in my room. How's your day going?

  Quinn : Great. Now who are they, really?

  Daria : As stupid as it sounds, these are actual holiday spirits on the run from the law.

  Quinn : That's the problem with you brains; you think lying is child's play.

  Daria : See, cupid shot mom and dad full of love so I'd help him get these guys back to holiday island.

  Quinn : ...Are you taking some kind of experimental depression medicine?

  Daria : Of course not.

  Quinn : Too bad, you're going to need it when the new baby arrives.

• Jane : [Walking into Holiday Island High]  This is just like a highschool.

  Daria : You know, I get the feeling we'll be saying that all our lives.

  St. Patrick's Day : It only seems like highschool... actually, it's much worse.

  Jane : THAT'S what we'll be saying all our lives.

• Quinn : What was that?

  Daria : My imaginary friend fell down.

  Quinn : God, Daria. Even your imaginary friends are embarrassing.

• Christmas : What do you care if we go back to Holiday Island?

  Daria : All I care about is that if this dream isn't the first sign of a brain tumor.