Danger Theatre (TV Series)

Searcher in the Mist/Sex, Lies & Decaf (1993)

Denice Duff: Dr. Karen Kreiger

Quotes 

• Host : [narrating]  Meet Dr. Karen Kreiger. Single, with a Ph.D. in animal behavior. She's devoted to her work - creating new and unusual weaponry for the Department of Defense.

  [sound of breaking glass in the next room] 

  Dr. Karen Kreiger : Billy? Is that you?

  Host : [narrating]  Over-worked and over-budget, Karen Kreiger is about to find herself in over her head.

• The Searcher : What seems to be the problem?

  Dr. Karen Kreiger : Testanine has a contract with the United States government to do research in animal behavior modification. We teach animals to be assassins.

  The Searcher : Whatever happened to the good old days when we just taught them to fetch?

• Dr. Karen Kreiger : Cookie was being trained to assassinate Saddam Hussein. Unfortunately, the training wasn't complete - we only got as far as the mustache.

  The Searcher : Hmm, that is a problem - especially for people with mustaches.