Dallas (TV Series)

Who Done It? (1980)

Larry Hagman: J.R. Ewing

Quotes 

• J.R. Ewing : [speculation re who paid Sue Ellen's bail, maybe Cliff?]  How about you, Pam? Have you been giving money to that brother of yours again?

  Pamela Barnes Ewing : No, I haven't. Although I'm glad Sue Ellen wouldn't be spending another night in jail.

• [last lines] 

  Sue Ellen Ewing : J.R... I didn't come here to hurt you. I just wanna know where Kristin is.

  Kristin Shepard : [comes walking out the house]  Sue Ellen. I brought your things.

  Sue Ellen Ewing : [sneers]  Regular angel of mercy, aren't you? So supportive. Keeping my secrets, taking me in.

  Kristin Shepard : [shakes her head]  What happened? What are you talking about?

  Sue Ellen Ewing : I have finally figured everything out, that's all. You have been trying to frame me.

  Kristin Shepard : [snickers]  You're crazy!

  Sue Ellen Ewing : Well... you were right. I was at that condo last night, looking for J.R. And, yes, I did have his gun. But you saw how drunk I was, and you still gave me a drink. Knowing I'd put the gun down to take it.

  J.R. Ewing : [back-flash, alone in his office on that fateful night]  Who's there?

  Sue Ellen Ewing : You went to the office that night, with J.R.'s gun.

  [two shots, fired by coldly vengeful Kristin] 

  Sue Ellen Ewing : It was you, Kristin, who shot J.R. Then, the next morning, when I was showering,

  [sneers] 

  Sue Ellen Ewing : you hid the gun in the closet.

  Kristin Shepard : You think you got it all figured out.

  J.R. Ewing : [to operator]  Get me the police.

  Kristin Shepard : I wouldn't do that if I were you, J.R. Not unless you want your... child born in prison.

  [J.R. lowers receiver, and she chuckles] 

  Kristin Shepard : Now wouldn't that be a scandal? Jock Ewing's grandson. Jail baby.

  [chuckles as J.R. glares at her and Sue Ellen looks shocked] 

  Kristin Shepard : I think I'll write my memoirs there.

  J.R. Ewing : You're bluffing.

  Kristin Shepard : Call Dr. Gibson. I saw him yesterday. He'll tell you.

  voice of policeman : [on phone]  Dallas police department.

  Sue Ellen Ewing : [rushes forward]  Give me that phone. I'm not going to jail for her.

  [tries to wrangle receiver away from J.R] 

  J.R. Ewing : Nobody's going to jail. I'll handle Kristin my own way.

  [standoff glares]