- J.R. Ewing: And despite what you say, you enjoy what we're doing just as much as I do. You can't hide that from me.
- Katherine Wentworth: Ugh, you're disgusting.
- J.R. Ewing: C'mon. Dangerous relationships. They excite you, don't they? Really turn you on? And if by some miracle you happen to land Bobby, it's not gonna be long before you try to find your way back into my bed. We're a lot alike, you know? It's just that I'm smarter than you are.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: [to J.R., after agreeing to play the loving wife in public] It's, uh... kind of going to be like the Cinderella story. When we get back to Southfork from the Andersons'... our marriage is going to turn into a pumpkin in front of my bedroom door.
- Cliff Barnes: [office love-making is in the air] Marilee, my secretary is here.
- Marilee Stone: Buzz her. Tell her to go home. Really big deals turn me on like crazy!
- Charlie Wade: [elated] Are you gonna buy me a horse?
- Bobby Ewing: I'm gonna buy you a horse.
- Charlie Wade: Thank you, Bobby!
- Bobby Ewing: You're welcome, honey, you're welcome.
- Charlie Wade: But I can't keep it at the condo.
- Bobby Ewing: No, no, you can't keep a horse at the condo. I was thinking maybe you can keep it at Southfork.
- J.R. Ewing: [after Katherine's phone call] Good news, I hope?
- Katherine Wentworth: Maybe good enough to get you out of my bed!
- Cliff Barnes: Well, I gotta give the devil his due. I must say I've hated J.R. Ewing for most of my life... but he does have a way of getting what he wants.
- Sly: That surprise you?
- Cliff Barnes: It really shouldn't. But I gotta say... sometimes it does.
- Afton Cooper: [taking Cliff's carton] Here, why don't I put this in the refrigerator? I mean, if there's anything you like better than Chinese food it's reheated Chinese food.
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: [playfully] Why don't you shut up and eat your quiche?
- Mark Graison: Quiche? Wait a minute, I didn't order quiche! It's spinach quiche too. Well, I guess I'm man enough to eat quiche.
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: That's one thing I'm sure about.