Nicholas Campbell: Dominic Da Vinci

Quotes 

• [Police Chief Bill Jacobs and his right hand man, Sgt. Charlie Klotchko, are walking along together hurriedly. Dominic Da Vinci runs after them] 

  Dominic Da Vinci : Hey Bill... Bill. How are ya? Got a minute?

  Police Chief Bill Jacobs : Evening, Dom.

  Sgt. Charlie Klotchko : We're a little pressed for time.

  Dominic Da Vinci : I wasn't talking to you. If I was talking to you, I would have said, "hey asshole".

• Dominic Da Vinci : I wasn't talking to you. If I was talking to you I would've said, "Hey, asshole!" But I didn't, did I?