Plot

Dalilah the hygienist asks Larry out but Jeff's dog causes a problem. Leo Funkhouser succumbs to "good" Hodgkin's. During the viewing, Larry is certain he sees his five wood in the casket with Leo and gets Jeff to get his club to swap out.

Still thinking he flirted with her, Dalilah the Hygienist officially asks Larry out, but Oscar the dog causes a problem. Leo Funkhauser succumbs to the "good" Hodgkin's. During the viewing, Larry is disgusted to see what appears to be his five wood in the casket with Leo, and asks Jeff to switch clubs with Leo. The result of the incident finds Larry being kicked out of the country club and having to cheat his way into a republican club.—halo1k

The rehearsals for the "Producers" show are going great. The choreographer Steve is very pleased with the progress Larry is making, although that is making David Schwimmer a little left out. The Choreographer sees a picture of a man on Larry's desk (it was just a new photo frame gifted to Larry by his assistant Antoinette Spolar) and assumes that Larry is also gay.

Larry chats with David & finds that his dad sells the line of "Health Glow" dry fruits. Larry finds one at the supermarket but finds that there are only very few cashews in each bag, along with a lot of raisins. Larry complains about this to David, who retorts that putting more cashews in the bag would make it very expensive. Larry says that each bag has just 3 cashews at present, and he wants David's father to double it.

Larry faces termination from his country club if his locker is not cleaned. One of Mel's colleagues, Norm (Paul Mazursky), sees Larry's messy locker at the club and complains to the management. Still thinking he flirted with her, Dalilah (Maria Canals-Barrera) Dr Saul's Hygienist officially asks Larry out. Larry has a date. Jeff advises Larry to go for it as the anniversary gift only has a few weeks of validity left. Jeff points out that using dancing terms (taught to him by Steve), makes Larry sound very gay. Larry receives a letter from the club that if he does not clean his locker, his membership would be revoked. Larry suspects Norm of ratting him out, and stares at Norm in his trademark weird way, but cannot ascertain the truth.

Leo Funkhauser succumbs to the "good" Hodgkin's. During the viewing, Larry is disgusted to see what appears to be his five woods in the casket with Leo and asks Jeff to switch clubs with Leo. Larry speculates that the Caddy Sven (Erik Stolhanske) at the club put his 5 wood in Leo's casket, after Larry called him a Swede, when in fact Sven is a Norwegian. Jeff gives Larry his 5 iron to switch with the 5 wood that is in Leo's casket. Larry manages to switch the clubs, while Jeff keeps a watch. But he leaves a cashew behind.

Before the burial, Marty finds that Leo's beloved 5 wood has been Switched & the replacement had Jeff's name on it. Norm recognizes the cashew, and all fingers point to Larry. The result of the burial incident finds Larry & Jeff being kicked out of the country club and having to cheat their way into a republican club. Larry has to lie about owning a hummer, thinking that global warming is a hoax, playing polo, having a sailing boat at the marina, being a moose & an elk, being member of the rotary club.

At Susie's house, Larry is taking a leak, with Oscar in the bathroom and Oscar bites Larry's penis. He has to cancel the date with Dalilah. At the hospital, the attending doctor, Anthony (William Ragsdale), is Steve's boyfriend. Larry gets Anthony to write him a note that due to a "polo" injury, Larry can't walk the golf course at his new club and would need the use of a golf cart.