- Jay Sherman: [yelling] Who died and made you El Presidente?
- Marty Sherman: [whispering] Dad, that's Castro!
- Jay Sherman: [singing] I like French films, pretentious boring French films! I like French Films, three tickets s'il vous plaît!
- [man punches him]
- Jay Sherman: Ow!
- Franklin Sherman: [after Jay sees his lost son on TV] Just reach in the TV and pull him out! That's how I met 'the Fonz'!
- [on phone]
- Gene Shalit: Hi, this is Gene Shalit. I'm having a bad hair day. If you don't believe me, look out the window!
- Kid: International foodfight!
- French girl: [All the kids from different countries start throwing food at each other] Jacques, more paté de foie de porc?
- French Kid: [Jacques is hit on the barret with some food] We surrender!