The Critic (TV Series)

A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera (1994)

Charles Napier: Duke Phillips

Quotes 

• Judge : Don't answer the question!

  Duke Phillips : Dammit, I'm going to answer the question! Yes, I sold the mustard gas to Gaddafi!

  Prosecutor : Sir, this is the Jay Sherman trial.

  Duke Phillips : I... Mean... oh, mustard... gives me gas, as does taffy.

  Judge : I have the same trouble with fresh fruit.

• Duke Phillips : Jay, your butt saved my butt. And I hope that's the only interaction they'll ever have.

• Duke Phillips : [shouting from office window]  Hey, idiot, you're fired!

  Reporter : I'm off like a prom dress!