- Dr. Spencer Reid: I'm just saying it's possible. I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think that I do.
- Special Agent Derek Morgan: I never said that. When have I ever said that?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Every day since I met you!
- Elle Greenway: This morning at breakfast...
- Agent Aaron Hotch: Yesterday when he beat you at cards. Um... we've got one minute.
- Special Agent Derek Morgan: Anybody ever heard of sarcasm?
- Dr. Spencer Reid, Elle Greenway: Mm-hmm.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Oftentimes the best profilers are the unsubs themselves. They're the ones that are able to walk into an arcade full of children and pinpoint the boy or girl that can be led out quietly.
- Evan Davenport: Excuse me, can you actually read that fast?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Our conscious minds can process sixteen bits of information per second. Our unconscious, however, can process eleven million.
- [Mr. Davenport looks at Reid]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I can actually read this fast.
- Jason Gideon: Euripedes said, "When love is in excess it brings a man no honor, nor any worthiness."
- Dr. Spencer Reid: There's no code of conduct that says agents can't socialize.
- Derek Morgan: Well, see, my code of survival says never mess with a woman that carries a gun.
- Elle Greenaway: You took a taser hit.
- Derek Morgan: Yeah, I did, so?
- Elle Greenaway: So, nobody expects you to finish the Davenport file tonight.
- Derek Morgan: I guess it's still fresh in my mind. Nothing like fifty thousand volts in the back to keep you motivated.
- Cheryl Davenport: Have you had many cases like this?
- Elle Greenaway: I've seen my share of abductions.
- Cheryl Davenport: I don't know how you do it. This job. How do you stomach it?
- Elle Greenaway: The men I hunt down are cowards. For the most part, they target the weakest members of society: women and children. There is nothing I'd rather do more than put the bastards away.
- Elle Greenaway: You think Cheryl's a whack job because she claims she can feel her sister's anxiety?
- Derek Morgan: I never said "whack job".
- Jason Gideon: [opening quote] Euripides said: "When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good, must suffer with him"
- Evan Davenport: They're not entirely identical. They're mirror twins. Some of Trish's organs are on the right side that should be on the left. Doctors assured us that it wasn't life threatening
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Situs inversus
- Jordan: I'm not drunk. I'm... just buzzed a little bit.
- Trish Davenport: "Buzzed a little bit" is something that drunk people say to convince themselves that they're not drunk.
- Derek Morgan: [after phone call with the unsub and Trish] Guys, she wasn't blindfolded
- Jason Gideon: No
- Derek Morgan: If she's seen his face... as soon as he gets that money...
- Jason Gideon: He'll kill her!
- Cheryl Davenport: [after Elle takes the alcohol] Can't you let it slide this once?
- Elle Greenway: We're gonna need you at your best