- Ben Gray: If it's a man you think: He's in a suit, he's financially astute, I'll listen to his advice. If it's a woman you think: nagging bitch.
- Greg Jackson: [Greg has just come out] Not so long ago, Cummerton was just an empty field; now its throbbing, because Cummerton new town has arrived! I tell you this place is right up my alley, there are so many openings to be filled, there's so much to do!
- [outside a swimming pool]
- Greg Jackson: WHy not take your kit off and take the plunge!
- [grasping a bowling ball]
- Greg Jackson: Blow me if there isn't ten-pin bowling too!
- [he bowls the ball and glides forwards]
- Greg Jackson: I always seem to end up on my knees!
- [at the snack bar, eyeing up a hot dog]
- Greg Jackson: This is more my thing; stuffing my face with all sorts of goodies.
- [outside a small house]
- Greg Jackson: If I ever leave Loch Peffer, I could do a lot worse than Cummerton.
- [he smiles]
- Greg Jackson: My favourite, a two-up, two-down. Cummerton; come out! You'll be surprised!