- [Stoney tries to gain entrance into a teepee]
- Stoney Crockett: Anybody home? Is the squaw of the house in?
- Pat Gallagher: There's something more important than cutting lumber.
- Lumberman Oliver Bartlett: I know, but it's just good business for me.
- Stoney Crockett: Is it for anybody else?
- Stoney Crockett: Get anything out of Careful?
- Pat Gallagher: Yeah, after a little persuasion.
- Stoney Crockett: Oh, you mean Careful got careless?
- [Pat translates No-Ko-Win's indian sign language]
- Pat Gallagher: They've foresaken the remedies of our ancestors. They've drank the white man's cure and fallen down.
- Stoney Crockett: They drank the white man's curse or I'm Potowatamy's uncle.
- Zerbo: I don't sell firewater to the Indians. Zerbo is a perfectly useless, I mean, harmless mixture. It's used externally.
- Stoney Crockett: Yeah, but the only trouble is the Indians can't read the label.
- Zerbo: Even internally, sir, the formula is merely peppermint leaves, licorice...
- Stoney Crockett: Mm-hmm... and alcohol.
- [Stoney sets Zerbo's "medicine" on fire, resulting in a huge explosion]
- Zerbo: You are so right, sir. Technically, it is firewater.
- Zerbo: But sir, you promised me a chance to prove my innocence!
- Stoney Crockett: Yeah, well, get a character witness.
- Zerbo: I know a good character witness, but I can't get him for ninety days.
- Stoney Crockett: What's he doin'?
- Zerbo: Ninety days.