Quotes
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Sally : I've never understood men's obsession with lesbianism - a whole area of sex with nothing for them to do. I've just answered my own question haven't I?
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[after Susan has found a video tape in his Steve's VCR]
Jeff : Well?
Patrick : Porn?
Steve : Yes.
Patrick : Which one?
Jeff : Not... Inferno?
Steve : Inferno.
Jeff : Oh, my god!
Patrick : No problem.
Steve : What?
Patrick : As long as she hasn't watched it, you can't tell anything from a title like "Inferno".
Steve : Patrick, "Inferno" isn't the full title.
Patrick : Well, how bad can it be?
[scene cuts to Sally]
Sally : "Lesbian Spank Inferno".
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Steve Taylor : What film is erotic?
Sally Harper : Well, I found "The Piano" very erotic.
Steve Taylor : Oh, come on! The Piano?
Jane Christie : All men hate that film.
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock : I liked it. Holly Hunter was naked in the most of it.
Sally Harper : She was nude in one scene!
Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock : Depends how you watch it.