The Cosby Show (TV Series)
The Infantry Has Landed (and They've Fallen Off the Roof) (1990)
Keshia Knight Pulliam: Rudy Huxtable
Quotes
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Rudy : There I was sitting in class while the teacher was talking about punctuation and I was starting my period. Do you know how embarrassing that was?
Clair Hanks Huxtable : I think I do, and so does every other woman in the world. Honey that's why they call it the curse.
Rudy : The curse?
Clair Hanks Huxtable : The curse, dear. Now it's called the curse, the visitor, the flag is up, the infantry has landed.
Rudy : The infantry has landed?
Clair Hanks Huxtable : And fallen off the roof. In my day it was referred to as The Horror.
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Rudy : Those were the bad old days, huh, Mom?
Clair Hanks Huxtable : Those were the bad old days. But we've come a long way since then, and Rudy you know, it's very natural, it's been going on since the beginning of time. It's what makes you a woman.
Rudy : But Mom, I'm NOT a woman, I'm 12 years old!
Clair Hanks Huxtable : Rudy, in biological terms you ARE a woman, and if you're going to be a mother someday, this HAS to happen.
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Rudy : Does everyone know?
Susan : No, when you ran out of class we told everybody you had an emergency.
Davina : Yeah, we said your house was on fire.
Rudy : What?
Susan : Then later we told them it was a false alarm.
Davina : So, what's it like?
Rudy : Well, it's like getting a stomachache, but without eating candy.