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"Corner Gas" Hurry Hard (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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Sergeant Davis Quinton: Karen, I want to show you something: the Clavet Cup, named after Archie Clavet, the greatest curler ever to come out of Dog River. Some people say Archie Clavet could slide a cup of coffee down the length of the ice, draw it dead to the button without spilling a drop. Isn't that amazing?

Constable Karen Pelly: It's amazing that people go around saying that, yeah.

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[Brent decides to split from Oscar's curling rink, or team, and form his own]

Brent Leroy: Mom, will you come with me?

Emma Leroy: I'm sorry, son. I'm sticking with Oscar. You dance with the one that brung you.

Oscar Leroy: Damn right.

Emma Leroy: No matter how disappointed you are in his dancing.

Oscar Leroy: Damn right.

Brent Leroy: Fine. Wanda, will you come with me?

Wanda Dollard: You rented "Jerry Maguire" last night, didn't you?

Brent Leroy: Yeah. Forgot to bring it back, too, but regardless, will you come with me?

Wanda Dollard: I don't know, Brent.

Brent Leroy: Bear in mind I sign your pay cheque.

Wanda Dollard: Fine. I'll join you on your team.

Brent Leroy: Yes! Thank you, Wanda. You won't regret this.

Wanda Dollard: Yeah, yeah. You complete me.

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Sergeant Davis Quinton: You lost the Clavet Cup!

Constable Karen Pelly: I didn't lose it. I'm unable to ascertain its whereabouts at this juncture.

Sergeant Davis Quinton: I taught you police mumbo jumbo. Don't try it on me!

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Lacey Burrows: I don't even know what I'm saying!

Brent Leroy: Then our work here is done.

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Oscar Leroy: [about Mertyl] Good gravy, that woman's forever getting new hips! As soon as a new model comes on the market, she's gotta have it.

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Oscar Leroy: Do you know what the phrase 'ease up' means?

Emma Leroy: Do you know what the phrase 'shut up' means?

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Brent Leroy: [coming up with a name for his new curling team] ... or Team Leroy...

Wanda Dollard: The Next Generation.

Brent Leroy: There might be a copyright issue.

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Mertyl Runciman: [in hospital, on painkillers] And the moon farthest from Jupiter has a cave on it, so there's no reason to bring a tent.

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Wanda Dollard: [about Lacey] She's still a free agent. Up the ante.

Brent Leroy: Would you be on our team, please?

Wanda Dollard: Good ante.

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Constable Karen Pelly: [looking at the photos Wes has taken of her and the Calvet Cup] Ooh, that's a nice one! I look strong and authoritative, yet still soft and feminine, don't you think?

Wes Humboldt: My arm hurts.

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Sergeant Davis Quinton: Well, don't let your lousy policing skills get you down. Everybody does something completely moronic now and then.

Constable Karen Pelly: Ah, you're just being nice.

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