- [Having listened to Hank wax philosophical about fishing, Karen has become very aroused]
- Karen Pelly: [to Hank] Kiss me, fish man!
- Karen Pelly: Hey, uh, you don't have any of those fishing magazines, do you?
- Wanda Dollard: Hmm?
- Karen Pelly: You know, with photos of guys... fishing?
- Wanda Dollard: Are you okay?
- Karen Pelly: I didn't sleep with Hank!
- Wanda Dollard: [alarmed] What?
- Karen Pelly: I don't know what you heard, but I didn't sleep with him! Yes, maybe we... made out, and maybe it was... incredible, but I didn't sleep with Hank!
- Wanda Dollard: This is an intervention. You have a problem!
- Karen Pelly: I don't have a problem.
- Wanda Dollard: Yes, you do. You... slept with Hank.
- Karen Pelly: I didn't sleep with Hank!
- Wanda Dollard: Well then why are you telling everybody you slept with him?... Do you have a substance abuse problem?
- Karen Pelly: When he goes fishing, he's different... he talks about the string of life and the indelible eternal string...
- Wanda Dollard: Are you on something right now? Let me check your pupils.
- Karen Pelly: He was like Brad Pitt in 'A River Runs Through It'... or 'The Horse Whisperer'. He was like... the Fish Whisperer.
- Wanda Dollard: The Fish Whisperer? LISTEN TO YOU! You slept with Hank and you're not making any sense! That's why you need this intervention!
- Karen Pelly: I didn't sleep with Hank!
- [echoes]
- Karen Pelly: I can't believe you're sending me in without back-up.
- Davis: It's just a fishing trip Karen.
- Karen Pelly: But it's with Hank, twelve hours, killing fish.
- Davis: If it gets to you, you don't have to kill him, just throw him into the lake.
- Karen Pelly: I wasn't worried about the fish.
- Davis: I wasn't talking about the fish.
- Emma Leroy: I remember. You want Alphagetti.
- Oscar Leroy: If you remember, why did you bring home Dinogetti?
- Emma Leroy: What difference does it make?
- Oscar Leroy: You can't spell with dinosaurs!
- Emma Leroy: Oscar, can you wait outside for a second?
- Oscar Leroy: Why?
- Emma Leroy: I have to buy some... female things.
- [Oscar is outside almost instantly]
- Brent Leroy: I wanted to write 'Lacey is a cow', but I couldn't find a W.
- Lacey Burrows: [enters] You don't have to do that. I took down the 'Brent is an ass' sign.
- Wanda Dollard: [disappointed] Aw!