Corner Gas (TV Series)
Comedy Night (2004)
Peter Kelamis: Bob Lang
Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : [at the Dog River Town Bar] I'm looking forward to your show. I heard you were really great the last time you were here in Wullerton.
Bob Lang : Wullerton? I though I was supposed to play Wullerton tomorrow?
Lacey Burrows : No. This is Wullerton.
Bob Lang : Stupid Booking Agents! They never get anything right.
Lacey Burrows : Yeah.
Bob Lang : Tell me, is there a place nearby that people here make fun of? You know, like a town people *hate*?
Lacey Burrows : Oh, yeah. *Dog River*!
[spits]
Bob Lang : Thanks.
[Lacey smiles evil-like]
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Bob Lang : Thank you, Hank. Saskatchewan's answer to Don Rickles.
[beat]
Bob Lang : Well it's great to be here. I was just in Dog River, so it's great to be anywhere.
Bob Lang : [no applause] Yeah, let's just say people from Dog River. *Shallow* end of the gene pool.
Local #1 : BOO!
Bob Lang : What's the matter? You don't get it? Like you're from Dog River or something?
Bob Lang : [no response] Uh. Cheers! To the best town in all of Saskatchewan. WULLERTON!
Local #1 , Local #2 : [the entire audience spits on cue] BOO!
Local #2 : Yeah, bring back Mean Hank!
[entire audience starts shouting "BRING BACK MEAN HANK!"]