- Emma Leroy: [when they're looking for someone new to call bingo] Wanda, why don't you call? You have such a beautiful voice.
- Wanda Dollard: Really? At karaoke night, you threw a shoe at me.
- Emma Leroy: My feet were tired.
- Emma Leroy: I can't rely on luck. I have to be proactive.
- Oscar Leroy: That, or you could do something about it yourself.
- Karen Pelly: We know what biscotti is, Lacey.
- Oscar Leroy: It's just a little 1995, don't you think?
- Lacey Burrows: Oh.
- Brent Leroy: Is my dad hipper than you?
- Brent Leroy: Oh, hey Hank.
- Hank Yarbo: Hey... where you going?
- Brent Leroy: Inventory, why?
- Hank Yarbo: Oh, I thought you could take a break, uh - have a coffee, you know, hang out...
- Brent Leroy: Ah, sorry, you're too late - I just hung out with Karen.
- Hank Yarbo: But, that's not hanging out - she's a girl! I mean she probably talked about, uh, clouds, and skirts, and... rainbows.
- Brent Leroy: Actually, we had a very stimulating conversation about authority and morality in the new millennium. Why, was there something special you wanted to talk about?
- Hank Yarbo: Oh yeah. Where do you think people who live in igloos go to the bathroom?
- Brent Leroy: Oh jeez, that's a good one too.