Condo (TV Series)
The Neighbors (1983)
Luis Avalos: Jesse Rodriguez
Quotes
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Jose Montoya : I've been counting bathrooms. We have four.
Jesse Rodriguez : Good. That's how many I paid for.
Jose Montoya : Four bathrooms? It's too many. It's a sin.
Jesse Rodriguez : It's not a sin. A sin is waiting an hour for you to come out.
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Jesse Rodriguez : Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I don't think it's funny at all.
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James Kirkridge : Oh my God.
Jesse Rodriguez : If you have one, pray to him for intelligence.
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Scott Kirkridge : I'm Scott.
Jesse Rodriguez : I'm Chicano, and proud of it.
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James Kirkridge : [after James mistook Jesse for the gardener] It was an honest mistake. You are standing out here, wearing work clothes, holding plants.
Jesse Rodriguez : And I'm a Mexican.
James Kirkridge : And you're a Mexican, so naturally I mistook you for a gardener.
Jesse Rodriguez : You're an Anglo, standing out here in golf pants, but I didn't mistake you for Arnold Palmer.
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Jesse Rodriguez : Is that your son there?
James Kirkridge : Yes.
Jesse Rodriguez : Won't he let you in?
James Kirkridge : He doesn't know that I am out here.
Jesse Rodriguez : Can't you get his attention?
James Kirkridge : No.
Jesse Rodriguez : Try waving your pants.