Clueless (TV Series)
Driving Me Crazy (1996)
Stacey Dash: Dionne 'Dee' Davenport
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Quotes
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Cher Horowitz : [raising her hand] Uh, Mr. Dunny, could we maybe postpone this whole driving thing, like... till we're thirty?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Hello, Mr. Dunny... you really should just excuse me from this, because I don't need it. Murray or his replacement will be driving me everywhere, so...
Sean Holiday : [grinning] Unless you get replaced first.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [jeering at him] If!
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Cher Horowitz : Maybe this driving thing isn't as easy as it looks.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I never thought it looked easy.
Cher Horowitz : By the way, did you notice that Queenie was noticably absent today?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Absolutely chicken.
Cher Horowitz : So obviously tipped off about the film festival.
Amber Mariens : [arriving] Oh, did I miss Wheels of Tragedy? Sorry I was late, I had a little appointment at the DMV... where I picked up... this!
[laughingly showing off driver's license]
Amber Mariens : It goes perfectly with the new car Daddy bought me.
Cher Horowitz : [surprised] You got your license?
Amber Mariens : Yes, so I'm sorry, I won't be able to join you in your little
[patronizing gesture]
Amber Mariens : film society.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : How did you do this? You just turned sixteen last week.
Amber Mariens : Practice. Daddy's been letting me drive since I was twelve.
Cher Horowitz : Isn't that illegal?
Amber Mariens : [scoffs] We just drive on our own property. I mean, who's going to arrest us, the landscaper?
[laughs]
Amber Mariens : Oh, well, now the freeway is my oyster. And while you pedestrians are scrambling around trying to find a ride, I will be driving
[crows with joy]
Amber Mariens : to all the parties, and handsome men will snap to my command. Oh, I can't wait to use valet!
[giggles merrily, goes off]
Amber Mariens : Fun!
Jasmine : This should be new for her, sitting in the front seat.
Cher Horowitz : You know, guys, this puts us under serious pressure.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Ah, please, if she can do this. we can do it. All we have to do, is practice.
[they all go off, Cher follows with a sigh]
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Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [Cher cross-legged on the floor, Dee kneeling, trying to illustrate road safety to Cher using designer shoes] Okay. Before the Gucci can make a left turn, it has to wait for the Anna Sui and the Charles Davis to clear.
[deftly demonstrating as if the shoes were cars]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : See?
Cher Horowitz : [utterly dismayed] Dee, I destroyed public property. And I dented Daddy's car.
[grabs a pillow from couch, hugging it]
Cher Horowitz : I was a menace. And... and he just kept on yelling at me, "Never again! Never again!"
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [shaking her head] Well, I guess not, Cher, but you know, it's really hard, they put those signs in weird places, and you were probably just concentrating too hard on the system.
Cher Horowitz : The system?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Didn't your Dad teach you the system?
Cher Horowitz : No.
[causing Dee to have a flashback]
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Murray : [learner driver Dee's 'the system' flashback, as Murray, in the red BMW convertible, counts off on his fingers] Rear view, side view, glance, signal, scan.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [chic green outfit] I'm comprehending.
[Murray gives thumb up, she checks rear-view mirror]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Side view,
[checks side-view mirror]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : rear view,
[she glances back]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : signal,
[indicator lights]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : scan.
[she checks, then winks at him, and car pulls away... halting at stop sign a little while later]
Murray : Okay, let's make a left-hand turn now.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Okay.
[barges forward causing intersection traffic to honk]
Murray : Whoa! You can't go now!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I signaled, I glanced!
Murray : No, but you didn't glance at the cars coming directly at you!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Other cars weren't mentioned in the system.
Murray : [wry smile] You're right, you're right, you're right. Other cars weren't mentioned in the system. Okay, check this out.
[calmly:]
Murray : Until those cars have gone,
[yelling:]
Murray : you don't go!
[scoffs]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Fine. That's all you had to say. I'm not gonna go.
Murray : Okay.
[cars, with their way blocked, honk behind them]
irate fellow-driver : [voice only] Hey, let's move it!
Murray : Okay, go!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Rear view, side view...
Murray : [yelling] What are you doing?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : The system!
Murray : Forget the system! Just go! Go!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Okay.
[about to accelerate away]
Murray : No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! There's a lady crossing with a baby carriage. Don't go yet!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [gives up on this there and then] No, it's all so random! Okay, Murray, I'm sorry.
Murray : [had it's fill of it, too] You know what? Put the car in park, all right?
[taking off seat-belt, climbing out]
Murray : I say I'm driving home.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : No...!
Murray : Yeah, that's it!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : No...!
Murray : [thoroughly exasperated] Never, ever, ever, ever again!
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Dionne "Dee" Davenport : You don't want me to drive, because you wanna control me. You wanna know where I'm at, at all times.
Murray : [coming round the front of the car] Listen, I don't care if you get your license, all right, I want you to drive. I just don't want you to drive when I'm in the vicinity, all right? Now get out of the car!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : No, I have the license. And it's not all about you, Murray!
Murray : Get out of the car, Dee!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : No!
Murray : Go!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [her flashback over, back to the present, talking to Cher] And then he totally scuds me!
Cher Horowitz : Majorly unsupportive. I am way offended for you.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Thanks.
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Josh : [Cher scoffs as he enters] Hey, Cher, I hear you're bringing your redecorating skills to the city property now.
Cher Horowitz : [gets up, wounded tone] I'm glad you find my vehicular shortcomings so amusing.
Josh : Aw, look, Cher, come on, everybody has something like that when they first start out. You know, I never told anybody, but the first time Mel took me out...
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Is that the time you bumped topiary incident? I think I heard about that.
Cher Horowitz : [to Josh] Well, Mel was ranting about it for days after you left for your Mom's.
Josh : [sighs] The point is, why don't I take you out for a couple of lessons, you know? I know Mel could be a hothead.
Cher Horowitz : [sighs] Josh, that's way Mother Teresa of you... but I'm not getting behind a wheel. I'm a complete driving doofus.
Josh : [sighs] Well, I'm... I'm here if you need me. Just let me know.
[gets up, leaves]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Observation.
[gets up]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Maybe the stepbrother is right. I mean, it's probably our respective instructors. I bet, if we went and took our tests, we would so fully be in the passing lane.
Cher Horowitz : [scoffs uncertainly] Maybe you.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : No, both of us. I know. If we went down tomorrow and took our tests, we would so fully pass.
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Mr. Dunny : [at stop sign] Okay, now we are just going to sit here and wait patiently for these cars to clear.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Which cars? Oh, I hate this! This whole intersection thing is lame!
Jasmine : [leaning over from back seat] Okay. Dee, first of all, calm down. Okay?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Okay.
Jasmine : Right. Do you see the cars there on your left-hand side?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Yeah.
Jasmine : What you're gonna do, is you're gonna wait for them to clear...
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Mm.
Jasmine : ...and then you're gonna show 'em your business, babe. Just go on ahead.
[Dee waits, the cars clear]
Jasmine : Okay. Okay, go!
[Dee's well-heeled foot hits the gas pedal, and the car pulls away, executing a perfect turn]
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Mr. Dunny : [waiting for learner driver to pull away] Okay, Cher, the coast is clear, let's go!
[no response]
Mr. Dunny : Cher?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Come on, Cher, you are fully capable.
[as Cher stammers an excuse, reminding her:]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I did it.
Jasmine : Cher, are you feeling a little un-confident?
Mel Horowitz : [his angry face in Cher's mind] Never again, Cher, never again!
Cher Horowitz : [defeated look] I, uhm... I'm feeling kinda car-sick. I don't think I can drive... today. I can't drive today.
[gets out of the car]
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Murray : [in class, handing her Jasmine's driver's license] Cher, check it out.
Cher Horowitz : [sadly envious] That's a very flattering photo, Jasmine.
Jasmine : Thanks.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [entering, showing off her license card] I came, I saw,
[with a jubilant jump:]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I am driving!
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Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Cher,
[holds up license card]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : look.
Cher Horowitz : [sadly envious] That's a very flattering photo.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [giggles, then turns to Murray] Hey, I need to borrow your car Saturday afternoon.
Murray : [shaking his head] Sorry, sweetie, you're not on the insurance.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [nudges him] Yet.
[winks]