{to explain: Bronson Pinchot does a wonderful job as Ka-feen, but it should come as no surprise that I spent hours trying to decipher the exact words in that long quote posted here. Ka-feen is, at the beginning, giving instructions over his cellphone to a maid regarding cleaning out something disgusting. Something about unscrewing the lower lid, as far as I could fathom. Well, I can't picture what he's talking about. People, here I'm not sure, but really, I tried very hard, inbetween LMAO. Open to your input}