The Cisco Kid (TV Series)

Marriage by Mail (1954)

Leo Carrillo: Pancho

Quotes 

• Pancho : [trying to select which photograph of Pancho to submit to marriage-by-mail]  How do you like that one?

  The Cisco Kid : I don't like it.

  Pancho : Why not?

  The Cisco Kid : It looks too much like you.

• Professor : [Pancho has entered a win-a-wife drawing]  We're having a special drawing here an hour from now. Here's your number. Ya better come around.

  Pancho : Don't worry, I will be there.

  Professor : By the way, which do you prefer - blondes or brunettes?

  Pancho : I like blondes.

  Professor : Naturally.

  Pancho : Don't make any difference naturally. I like blondes. I don't care how they get that way.

• [last lines] 

  Pancho : Don't worry about the bandits. I got them all locked up in the bank.

  Sheriff : What?

  The Cisco Kid : Why didn't you take them to the Sheriff's office?

  Pancho : Well, if I took them to the Sheriff's office, they'd only get ten years. In the bank, they'd get ten years plus interest.

  The Cisco Kid : Oh, Pancho!

  Pancho : Oh, Cisco!

• Pancho : Holy smokers! Who would tie up such a beautiful senorita?