- Diane Chambers: I have the most exciting news everyone. Tonight, I'm eating dinner at The Cafe.
- Sam Malone: Oh. Gee, that's pretty exciting. Tonight, I'm driving home in 'the' car.
- Woody Boyd: [Woody has been testing newly invented drinks on the Cheers gang for hours; pours his latest creation from a cocktail shaker] Okay, Dr. Crane, drink up.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Woody, please! You promised you'd stop after the rum and trail mix!
- Woody Boyd: That wasn't a drink; that was just something to cleanse your palate. Come on - here.
- [Frasier sips drink]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: My God, Woody!
- Woody Boyd: That bad, huh?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, no, it's terrific! Here, try this.
- [hands drink to Norm]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I never had anything like it.
- [Norm sips it]
- Norm Peterson: All right!
- [hands drink to Carla; she sips it]
- Carla Tortelli: Oh, yeah! This one gets you in the Cocktail Hall of Fame!
- [Woody pumps his fists]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: So what's in it, Wood?
- Carla Tortelli: Yeah, what's the secret recipe?
- Woody Boyd: Well, I used two parts...
- [starts to cry]