Cheers (TV Series)
The Book of Samuel (1986)
John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin
Quotes
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Woody Boyd : So you're Desiree.
Desiree Harrison : Yeah.
Woody Boyd : Hi, I'm Woody. Can I get your coat?
Carla Tortelli : What's *she* doing here?
Cliff Clavin : Er, that's Woody's date.
Carla Tortelli : Woody's going out with Sam's cleaning lady?
Norm Peterson : Cleaning lady?
Carla Tortelli : Right. Sam says she's the best.
Woody Boyd : So how are you?
[Shaking Desiree's hand]
Desiree Harrison : Fine - shall we get started?
Woody Boyd : Ri-right here?
Desiree Harrison : Here... or in the back if you prefer.
Woody Boyd : But don't you want to eat dinner first?
Desiree Harrison : Nooo, I'd like to get right to it. I'll stop to eat when I get a little tired.
Woody Boyd : Wow.
Desiree Harrison : I figure you probably have your own equipment. If not, I have mine out in the car.
Woody Boyd : What sort of equipment?
Desiree Harrison : Well, the first thing we'll need is a bucket.
Woody Boyd : Really?
Desiree Harrison : Yeah, and some rubber gloves and one of those really hard brushes with the long handle.
Woody Boyd : You gotta be kidding me.
Desiree Harrison : I'll need *something* to get to those hard to reach places.
Woody Boyd : Would you excuse me for a moment please?
[Goes to the back end of the bar]
Woody Boyd : Hey guys, I think there's things about Sam that we don't know.