Cheers (TV Series)

Teaching with the Enemy (1992)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Can you believe this guy, winning twelve million bucks in the lottery. I mean, talk about beating the odds.

  Woody Boyd : Oh, yeah, you wanna talk about beating the odds? My Uncle Spence fell twenty thousand feet from an airplane, and hit the only pile of hay for two miles.

  Norm Peterson : Geez, he's the luckiest man on Earth.

  Woody Boyd : Well, not really. He went through the propeller first.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [Drunk out of his gourd]  One more Woody. One more for... the big stooge. One more for the big loser. One more for the big boob.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [to Phil, Cliff and Norm]  Hey, hear that? Frasier wants to buy you guys a drink.