Cheers (TV Series)

Someone Single, Someone Blue (1983)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• Sam Malone : I just want to say it's nice to finally meet you, Mrs. Chambers.

  Mrs. Helen Chambers : It's nice to meet you, Sam. Diane's told me about you. You're almost as handsome as she says you think you are.

  Sam Malone : [feeling insulted]  There's a compliment in there someplace, I'm sure.

• Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [about an elderly gentleman who just left the bar]  You know something? That's the first guy I ever met that was actually on the Titanic, Sam.

  Sam Malone : He survived the Titanic?

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : I forgot to ask.

• Diane : [about to marry Sam]  I hate your guts, and I always will.

  Sam Malone : Well, that goes double for me.

  Norm Peterson : [to Carla]  I understand they wrote their own vows.

• Diane : Oh, Ernie Pantuso, but you can call him 'Coach'.

  Coach : Or you can call me 'Red'.

  Diane : Red?

  Sam : Yeah, during his playing days his teammates used to call him Red.

  Mrs. Helen Chambers : Oh because your hair was red?

  Coach : Oh no ma'am. Because I read a book.