Cheers (TV Series)

Show Down: Part 1 (1983)

Shelley Long: Diane Chambers

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Quotes 

• Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Sam, a nuclear bomb just got Boston.

  Sam Malone : What?

  [Sam and Diane exchange glances] 

  Diane Chambers , Sam Malone : Derek's here.

  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : They're catching on.

• Diane Chambers : [about Sam's brother, Derek]  Oh Sam, he's not that great. The man can tell an interesting story, he's met a few interesting people, but he's just a man, like any other man you'd meet in Greek mythology.

• Diane Chambers : Sam, you talk alot about our having a dalliance, but I've always been told that "barking dogs don't bite."

  Sam Malone : Bi-ting. Is that what you're into?

  Diane Chambers : Do you know what bothers me? There are women upon whom this works... and they are allowed to vote and drive cars.

• Diane Chambers : Derek just wants to fly me out to Martha's Vineyard tonight.

  Sam Malone : In a plane or on his back?

• Sam Malone : I think that you and Derek will make a great match.

  Diane Chambers : Really?

  Sam Malone : Yeah. Both of you think that you're perfect, and one of you is right.