Cheers (TV Series)

Norm's First Hurrah (1987)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

Quotes 

• Cliff Clavin : Boy oh boy, talk about your lucky days, huh, I just found twenty smackers back there in the pool room. And to celebrate my good fortune, I'm going to buy a round a drinks for all my friends.

  Carla Tortelli : What are you going to do with the other nineteen bucks?

  Sam Malone : Woody, that could be your twenty dollar bill, the one you lost.

  Woody Boyd : Hey yeah, you know I was in the pool room earlier.

  Cliff Clavin : Hey, wait a second. Let's be fair about this. Give me the serial number.

  Sam Malone : Oh, come on man. Nobody knows serial numbers.

  Woody Boyd : L21886119B

  Cliff Clavin : [hands the bill to Woody]  That's amazing.

  Sam Malone : How did you do that?

  Woody Boyd : I memorize the serial numbers on all my currency.

  Sam Malone : Why?

  Woody Boyd : For just such an occasion. Tell you though, I pray every day I don't get rich.

• Sam Malone : It looks like where the dogs sleep.

  Diane Chambers : It is. The dogs sleep with us. You wouldn't want to freeze, would you?

  Sam Malone : Diane, I didn't sleep with dogs when I was single. I'm not about to start now.

  Diane Chambers : For goodness sake, don't you want to taste the exciting and fascinating things that life has to offer?

  Sam Malone : Nope, I'd rather marry you.

• Diane Chambers : [about their honeymoon]  I told you where I want to go: Tibet.

  Sam Malone : Well, it's our honeymoon. Of course we're going to bed.

• Diane Chambers : Aren't you coming?

  Sam Malone : Well, I have to take care of the bar here.

  Diane Chambers : Oh Sam, we've got to show Norman our impressive phalanx.

  Sam Malone : Oh, that's all right, honey. He's seen mine at the gym.