- Sam Malone: [about Eddie LeBec and his regular drink] Woody get that man a club soda, no ice, two slices of lime and a red straw.
- Woody Boyd: Is that really what you want?
- Eddie LeBec: Yes sir.
- Woody Boyd: How did you know that Sam?
- Sam Malone: He ordered it yesterday.
- Woody Boyd: Well then, I'd better hurry.
- Woody Boyd: [about a professional hockey goalie] Wow, Eddie Lebec. Sure is exciting seeing a sports figure in real life.
- Sam Malone: What about me, Woody?
- Woody Boyd: Well, I can't speak for you, Sam. All I know, I'm excited.
- Carla Tortelli: What a game. Eddie stopped forty shots. I haven't seen a guy have a night like that since Harman Killibrue hit those three moonshot homers off of you Sam.
- Sam Malone: Yes, I was certainly lucky to be there to see that, wasn't I?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Dr. Frasier Crane. Noted Psychiatrist. Winner of the Mildred Bergman Fellowship. Author of 27 published articles. Is out on bail.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Carla has offered a depressed Frasier her extra ticket to the hockey game]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: A hockey game? No, thank you. I've been to the bullfights in Spain. I've been to the altar with Diane. I think that's enough carnage for one lifetime.