- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [after she admits she probably slept with one of the Cheers regulars] You don't think any less of me, do you?
- Sam Malone: Well, let's see who it is first.
- Norm: Would you like to tell me what is tattooed on my butt forever?
- Cliff: A big American flag with the words "God Bless the U.S. Postal Service".
- [pause]
- Cliff: What does mine say?
- Norm: I love Vera.
- Cliff: If you want I can come over and show Vera.
- Norm: No, Cliff, that's all right.
- Cliff: Then would you mind coming by the Post Office and show all the guys?