- Diane Chambers: He was a man I dated a bit in Europe.
- Woody Boyd: Oh, was that before or after you dumped Dr. Crane and sent him into an alcoholic tailspin?
- Diane Chambers: [about her post-Frasier Europe life] I guess for a brief while I was danger's mistress.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Is there anyone whose mistress you weren't?
- [Sam and Diane are up in a plane without a pilot]
- Diane Chambers: We're going to crash. We're going to die. They'll check out our dental records to identify our remains, and I haven't been to Dr. Overding for as much as a polish in over six months.
- Jack Dalton: [to Diane] My God, you look pale. You folks should have seen her frolicking in the surf in Mykonos. Her little bottom was as brown as a berry.
- Carla Tortelli: The Stick running around buck naked?!
- Diane Chambers: It was a semi-private beach.
- Sam Malone: It used to be a semi-private bottom.
- Woody Boyd: Every day at five, this guy comes in and blabbers and blabbers, talks my ear off. I don't know what to do.
- Carla Tortelli: Why don't you do what I do - tell him to shut his fat, ugly mouth.
- Woody Boyd: Oh, no, it's not Mr. Clavin.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Woody, Woody, calm yourself; there's no need for concern. I'm sure he's just a lonely man who wandered in here one day and found a sympathetic ear. Unfortunately, indulging him will only aggravate the problem. You see, people in this situation have a tendency to prattle on endlessly, totally unaware of how others are receiving this unwanted, innocuous information. Now the next time a neurotic personality such as this gets off on one of these jags, just turn your back and walk away.
- [Everybody walks away from Frasier]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Because, you see, the important thing is... just a second, I want to... Oh, you merry band!
- [laughs]
- Jack Dalton: Chambers, I saw comfortable and safe and domestic written all over your face tonight, and I couldn't stand it. You needed this. You too, Malone. You needed to step up to the brink. You needed to look into the gaping maw of death and live to tell about it.
- Sam Malone: I'm gonna stick my fist in your gaping maw!
- Jack Dalton: [laughs] No, you won't. You'll live to thank me. From this day forward, you're reborn. Everything in your life's gonna be better.
- Sam Malone: You're crazy!
- Jack Dalton: Food is gonna taste better.
- Sam Malone: I don't care!
- Jack Dalton: Flowers are gonna smell better.
- Sam Malone: You're nuts!
- Jack Dalton: Sex is gonna feel better.
- [Sam stops talking]