Cheers (TV Series)

Don't Paint Your Chickens (1989)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

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• Dr. Frasier Crane : Congratulate the doctor. I'm doing a piece on the psychological ramifications of Ingmar Bergman's later works for American Film.

  Norm Peterson : Oh, that's great Frase.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I'd like to read it to you to see if it's still accessible to the layman. May I have your opinion?

  Carla LeBec : Sure: buy a new suit, get a haircut, and stay home.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Thank you, Carla. Now, I call the piece, "Ingmar Bergman: Poet of the Subconscious". The films of Ingmar Bergman...

  Norm Peterson : Boy, who could forget her in 'Casablanca', huh?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, no, you're thinking of Ingrid Bergman, I'm talking about Ingmar Bergman.

  Woody Boyd : Ingmar Bergman, the boxer?

  Cliff Clavin : No Woody, you're thinking of Ingemar Johansson.

  Sam Malone : You mean the guy that knocked out Floyd Patterson?

  Norm Peterson : No, no, no, Sonny Liston knocked out Patterson.

  Pete : Who knocked out Johansson?

  Norm Peterson : Patterson.

  Steve : Before Liston?

  Norm Peterson : No, Johansson knocked out Liston.

  Cliff Clavin : Well, who knocked out Patterson?

  Woody Boyd : Was it Ingrid Bergman?

  Pete : Ingrid Bergman...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [yells]  Shut up, shut up! Not one more word. I came in here to discuss Ingmar Bergman, not to start an Abbott and Costello routine.

  Norm Peterson : Actually, I thought it was more like Martin and Lewis.

  Sam Malone : You mean, Joe Louis?

  Cliff Clavin : Oh, he's the one who knocked out Floyd Patterson.

  Woody Boyd : Then who knocked out Lou Costello?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [exasperated]  Apparently Ingrid Bergman.

  Woody Boyd : Boy, she was tougher than she looked.