- Diane Chambers: Our relationship was a two-way street.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, and I was run over in both directions.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [after locking Lilith and Diane in the bathroom] You know, I don't think I can stand all this caterwauling. What do you say we go upstairs? I've got all thirteen episodes of "I, Claudius" on tape.
- Sam Malone: Great. I love gladiator flicks.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [after Lillith has locked herself in the bathroom, Sam and Diane arrive and ask of her whereabouts] Oh, she's around somewhere.
- [Calling out to Lillith in the bathroom]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Peach Blossom: don't make yourself too beautiful, I can hardly stand to look at you now!
- [Carla catches Sam and Diane in a lie in not babysitting for her]
- Carla Tortelli: [to Sam, angrily] So, you and Diane have 'this thing Wednesday night', huh? Why don't you just come out and say it: you don't want to spend an evening alone with my kids.
- Sam Malone, Diane Chambers: We don't want to spend an evening alone with your kids.
- Carla Tortelli: Neither do I.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: [after Frasier and Lilith each dip and eat a potato chip] So Frasier, was it good for you, too?