Quotes
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Diane Chambers : Oh, Sam. I have dire news.
Sam Malone : Good or bad?
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Carla Tortelli : Hey, wait, I got an idea.
Diane Chambers : You mean you actually conceived something besides a child?
Carla Tortelli : Whoa. A bitter and unprovoked attack. I like it.
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Sam Malone : Hush, hush, hush. I'm thinking.
Diane Chambers : Someone note the date and the time.
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Sam Malone : It's not like we get Justice of the Peace and ministers walking in this bar every day.
Norm Peterson : Don't be too sure, my son.
Diane Chambers : You, Norman?
Norm Peterson : Yup. Back in the 60s, sent a dollar into one of those churches that advertise in the back of Rolling Stone. I'm an official minister of the Church of the Living Desert.
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Norm Peterson : All those places are right here in Boston, huh?
Diane Chambers : Yes, Norman. This town is a veritable treasure trove of historical monuments.
Norm Peterson : That's really somethin'. Thousands of people flock to Boston just see all those sights and soak up a lot of American heritage. I sit here in a bar, night after night, guzzling beer.
Diane Chambers : Sad, isn't it?
Norm Peterson : Yeah... but hey, no one's forcing them.
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Sam Malone : No problem, when she gets here, she'll fall under the ole Sammy Spell...
Diane Chambers : Sam, your vanity knows no bounds
Sam Malone : I'll be dressed in my best - hey, Diane, when you dream of me, what am I wearing?
Diane Chambers : An anthill.
