- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: [to Frasier] Do you realize when I publish my book on borderline psychosis, every penny I ever spent in this bar will be deductible?
- Woody Boyd: Hey, does anyone have a plunger?
- Sam Malone: Why, did something happen to the toilet?
- Woody Boyd: No. My Uncle Elroy left his leg on the bus, and he wants to dance.
- Rebecca Howe: Dead. He can't be dead. He just sat down to take a little nap.
- Sam Malone: Frasier, are you sure?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm trained as a physician. Believe me, he's dead. You don't make that mistake twice.
- [Woody and Kelly's wedding is delayed since the minister to perform the ceremony has died, a fact that has not yet been spread amongst the wedding guests]
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: What's taking so long? Shouldn't the wedding have started by now?
- Sam Malone: Ah, well, something came up, Lilith. I'm afraid I can't go into it, but, uh, maybe it'd be a good idea if you went out there and, you know, were to sing and dance and use some of your natural talents to entertain people.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Omigod, someone died, didn't they?