The Charmings (TV Series)
The Witch Is of Van Oaks (1987)
Carol Huston: Snow White Charming
Quotes
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Snow White Charming : What kind of men would be right for Mother? He'd have to be dashing.
Eric Charming : He'd have to be stupid.
Snow White Charming : He'd have to be handsome.
Eric Charming : He'd have to be blind.
Snow White Charming : He'd have to be powerful, exciting, mysterious...
Eric Charming : And out of his fiddlesticking mind!
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Snow White Charming : I'm a great matchmaker. After all, who set up Jack and Jill?
Eric Charming : Oh, you did, Snow. Then they went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown, sued the water company, got a huge settlement and then ran off with that slut, Little Bo Peep!
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Snow White Charming : So, did you two go out for breakfast this morning?
Jack : No, we just came in from dinner last night.
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Snow White Charming : Mother, we just wanted you to find someone and get married, not suffer eternal damnation.
Jack : What's the difference?