Charmed (TV Series)

Wicca Envy (1999)

Holly Marie Combs: Piper Halliwell

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• Phoebe Halliwell : Whoa, whoa, whoa! You, Leo, last night, dish!

  Piper Halliwell : Umm, well, it was nice. It was... well, it was wonderful. We just had a few problems.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Problems?

  Prue Halliwell : What problems?

  Piper Halliwell : Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous and I kinda kept freezing him

  Prue Halliwell : Piper, you didn't?

  Phoebe Halliwell : I didn't mean to... the first time.

• Phoebe Halliwell : Oh, look: front clasp bra. She means business.

  Prue Halliwell : Serious business.

  Piper Halliwell : Do you mind?

  Phoebe Halliwell : No, are you kidding? I think it's great - as long as he's not still on the clock.

  Piper Halliwell : That's what I mean. You guys have to get out of here before he unfreezes. I never know how long this things lasts. How much did you guys spend?

  Phoebe Halliwell : Lots. Prue's new look is perfect for an SHW.

  Prue Halliwell : SHW?

  Phoebe Halliwell : Single Hot Witch.

  Piper Halliwell : Prue, are you sure this isn't depression buying, you know, post-breakup?

  Phoebe Halliwell : [take out a red bra]  Does this look like something a depressed woman would wear?

  Prue Halliwell : Hmm, maybe you should borrow it.

  Piper Halliwell : Okay, time's up. You two gotta go. Go, go in there and be quiet.

  Phoebe Halliwell : We will if you will.

• Piper Halliwell : Do you really have to go?

  Leo Wyatt : Well, I've fixed everything I came here to fix. But I'll be back. Promise.

  [Leo kisses Piper] 

  Leo Wyatt : Nothing can keep me away from you too long.

• Phoebe Halliwell : What are you doing?

  Prue Halliwell : Just getting rid the Relinquishment spell. However we got our powers back, I certainly I don't want to risk losing them again.

  Piper Halliwell : I second that.

  Piper Halliwell : Third.

  Prue Halliwell : So, witches forever?

  Phoebe Halliwell : And damn proud of it.

  [Burns up spell] 

• Piper Halliwell : [Andy opens drawer with tiara in it]  Whoa!

  Piper Halliwell : Why did you do that?

  Piper Halliwell : [Piper picks up tiara]  That's why.

  Prue Halliwell : Uh, no no no. Wait. That is not possible. How did it get there?

  Piper Halliwell : I don't know but you better come up with an answer quick before they unfreeze.

  Prue Halliwell : Someone must have planted it there.

• Phoebe Halliwell : Did anyone ever think that maybe he's a warlock?

  Piper Halliwell : Why is it always someone I'm dating that gets accused of being that? Don't answer that. Answer that. It's safer.

• Phoebe Halliwell : Mind control, astral projection, throwing charms, who knows? Prue is right about Rex, which means, I'm dating a warlock.

  Piper Halliwell : Been there, done that.

• Prue Halliwell : Don't you think that I know that? I mean, how do you think I feel, Phoebe? I'm the one who got us into this situation.

  Piper Halliwell : Prue, it's not your fault.

  Phoebe Halliwell : It's not.

  Prue Halliwell : Yeah, but I'm the one that the Rex tricked. I'm the reason why we're having this conversation.

  Phoebe Halliwell : There has gotta to be a way out of this.

  Piper Halliwell : Like what? Become fugitives? Something tells me that's not the best way to go about protecting the innocent.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Yeah, well, we can't protect the innocent without our powers. And, even worse, if we give them up, we'd be giving them up to evil.

  Prue Halliwell : No, we can't let that happen.

  Piper Halliwell : Well, we can't let you die in jail, either. Besides, with you behind bars, we'll be divided. Rex wins either way.

  Phoebe Halliwell : I don't wanna have to do this.

  Piper Halliwell : Neither do I, but we don't have a choice. All we can do is take the leap of faith and hope that somehow it all works out.

• Piper Halliwell : How do we know this isn't just a trap?

  Rex Buckland : You don't actually. Nevertheless here you are. Powerless, I presume.

  Prue Halliwell : Where's Hannah?

  Rex Buckland : Lurking. That's what she does best. The lantern, if you please. It all feels a little anticlimactic, don't you think? Too easy, almost. It feels as if we need a more satisfying ending.

  Phoebe Halliwell : [Hannah attacks as a panther]  Oh, oh.

  [Leo heals the Book of Shadows] 

  Rex Buckland : No. Hannah, now. Quickly.

  [Piper freezes her] 

• Rex Buckland : Quite photogenic. Now I should think the police will find this very interesting, to say the least.

  Prue Halliwell : Rex?

  Phoebe Halliwell : Wait. How did you know that we...

  Rex Buckland : What, that you'd be here? Well, let's just say that I've been watching your every move. Yeah, without you knowing it, of course.

  Prue Halliwell : You bastard.

  Rex Buckland : Don't get too angry, Prue. You really wouldn't want to injure me with your power. I'm the only chance you have. While you were conducting your little prison break, Hannah was retrieving the tiara from your home. You should have gotten rid of it while you had the chance. Personally, I actually thought that was an excellent idea.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Astral projection.

  Prue Halliwell : What do you want?

  Rex Buckland : Your powers, of course. That's why I hired you in the first place, you know, to see if you really were The Charmed Ones. Then I waited to test your strength, see how best to make my move, and here we are.

  Phoebe Halliwell : But why all the drama? Why didn't you just kill us and take our powers?

  Piper Halliwell : Don't give him any ideas.

  Rex Buckland : No, no, no. I have seen exactly what you can do when you've been confronted directly. That is why I opted for blackmail. See, there is a special spell in the book of shadows that strips you of your powers forever, and this device will capture those powers. Then you'll bring them to me.

  Prue Halliwell : Go to hell.

  Rex Buckland : Yeah, I'd love to, darling. I miss it terribly. And this will help me return with honors. In return, I'll give you the photo and tell the police I simply misplaced the tiara. No theft, no motive for murder, no prison. You really don't have much time, just until the prison guards realize you've escaped.