- [as Phoebe and Paige are spying on Zankou Phoebe's phone starts ringing and gives them away]
- Paige Matthews: Will you shut that freaking thing off?
- Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry, but you gotta admire the range, huh? We're in the underworld!
- Phoebe Halliwell: Let me ask you a question. Do we ever push the deadline for the evening edition?
- Bauer: No. Then it would be called the "sometime in the middle of the night" edition.
- Piper Halliwell: Okay... let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch...
- [shouts]
- Piper Halliwell: Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You stop this nonsense right now!
- Leo Wyatt: Wow, first time you used his full name.
- Piper Halliwell: Well it sounds better when I'm scolding him.
- Leo Wyatt: Yeah. No, no. Don't let Wyatt see.
- Piper Halliwell: Honey, why don't you go upstairs?
- Leo Wyatt: Mommy and daddy are fine.
- Piper Halliwell: Sweetie, what's the matter? What is he doing?
- Leo Wyatt: What just happened?
- Piper Halliwell: [sees large Wyatt outside dollhouse window] Uh-oh.
- Paige Matthews: What happened?
- Leo Wyatt: The Shadow couldn't choose between Zankou's evil or the Power of Three, so it went to the only neutral territory ... me.
- Elise Rothman: This time, *I*'ve got a family emergency, which means I need you to get the evening edition out.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? What about Dillard? Isn't he your number two guy?
- Elise Rothman: Richard is out sick.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, but I'm just an advice columnist. I mean, surely you're skipping some rungs on the ladder here.
- Elise Rothman: Don't sell yourself short, Phoebe. I have faith in you. Besides, you owe me. Just think of all the times I've covered for your family emergencies.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, but that was different.
- Elise Rothman: How so?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Well, because they were *my* emergencies.