Quotes
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Phoebe : [Piper and Phoebe chiding Billie about casting a love spell on Phoebe and Dex, which caused them to marry]
Billie Jenkins : Yeah, I still don't know what I did was so bad!
Phoebe : [Indicating about her wedding ring] This, this is what's bad!
Piper : [Sees Phoebe's ring] Whoa! Hey! Wow, that's huge!
Phoebe : Pfft.
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Dex Lawson : I love you, Mrs. Lawson.
Phoebe : Oh, say it again
Dex Lawson : Mrs. Lawson.
Phoebe : I love it.
Dex Lawson : Uh - wait. I have to carry my bride across the threshold, don't I?
Phoebe : Ohh!
[Pheobe carried across the threshold]
Dex Lawson : [Dex looks around confused and drops Phoebe] Wha...? Oh, what happened?
Phoebe : Well, you dropped me. That's what happened!
Dex Lawson : Look, I'm sorry.
Phoebe : You should be sorry.
Dex Lawson : Wha...? Why was I just carrying you?
Phoebe : What are you wearing? What am I wearing?
[Looks at wedding ring]
Phoebe : Oh!
Dex Lawson : Did we just do what I think we just did?
Phoebe : You... and just... I need a...
