- Phoebe: [Phoebe and Cole are practicing defense moves] If you wanted to be on top, all you had to do was ask?
- Paige: [Paige is on the stairs laughing]
- Phoebe: P-Paige... what are you doing down here? Shouldn't you be upstairs studying for Piper's quiz?
- Paige: Well, I was kind of hoping to go a couple rounds with the demon first.
- Paige: [Paige comes home- thought it is Phoebe in her body] Oh Cole... You scared me.
- Cole: Sorry. Didn't mean to; with the rain outside and everyone on Yenlo alert.
- Paige: Yeah, Yenlo. That's why I rushed home.
- Cole: You're chilled. Here put this on.
- [he goes to give her his jacket]
- Cole: .
- Paige: Oh, you keep it.
- Cole: I'm sorry. Am I making you feel uncomfortable?
- Paige: No of course not, I was just wondering what Phoebe would feel about this.
- Cole: Phoebe?
- Paige: Uh, yeah, your girlfriend, Phoebe, remember?
- Cole: Yeah, you see the problem with Phoebe is she's so obsessed with training. She's not interested in
- [pause]
- Cole: romance anymore.
- Paige: That's not true, uh, I mean, she...
- Cole: You on the other hand, strike me as being full of passion, desire. I miss that.
- Paige: I gotta go.
- [she moves to get away. Cole kisses her passionately, and Paige in Phoebe's body comes downstairs]
- Phoebe: Hey!
- [Paige grabs Cole by the hand and flips him onto his back]
- Paige: How could you do this to me?
- Cole: Oh, come one
- [laughing, then to Paige]
- Cole: I'm just trying to have a little fun Phoebe. Isn't that what you were complaining about me not doing?
- Paige: Yeah, but I never meant for
- [pause]
- Paige: did you just call me Phoebe?
- Cole: Would you rather I kissed her?
- [looks at Phoebe]
- Paige: No.
- Phoebe: No? How do you know?
- Cole: Well, for one thing
- [talking to Phoebe]
- Cole: you suck at levitating and for another you set me straight about the way I've been treating the real Phoebe, as only a sister could.
- Paige: You did?
- Phoebe: Someone had to.
- Cole: Okay. I'm gonna go. Let you guys work this out. When you're yourself again, Give me a call.
- [he grabs Paige's butt]
- Cole: We'll have some fun.
- Phoebe: [in Paige's body] What's going on?
- Paige: [in Phoebe's body] Don't worry, Phoebe. It's me, Paige. We switched bodies.
- Phoebe: [in Paige's body] What did you do?
- Paige: [in Phoebe's body] Why do automatically assume it was something that I did?
- Phoebe: [in Paige's body] Paige!
- Paige: [in Phoebe's body] All right, all right. I did it, but it was an accident. I swear. I just wanted to know what it was like to be you and somehow the potion I was working on just sort of blew up.
- Phoebe: [in Paige's body] You wanted to be me? Are you crazy? Okay. Okay. We gotta fix this. What ingredients did you use?
- Paige: [in Phoebe's body] I'm not sure. Just please don't tell Piper. She already thinks I'm a screw-up as it is.
- Phoebe: [in Paige's body] Hello! Paige, we are in each other's bodies. I think Piper is the least of our problems. Okay, fine. I won't tell her. Now wipe that look off my face.
- Paige: [in Phoebe's body] Thanks. God, this top is tight.
- Phoebe: [in Paige's body] Yeah, but it sure looks great.
- Cole: So, ready to get back at it?
- Phoebe: [in Paige's body] Yeah, just a minute sweetie.
- Cole: Not you. Phoebe.
- Paige: [in Phoebe's body] Uh, sure, sugar. Whatever you say. Lets go work up a sweat.
- Phoebe: [in Paige's body] Uh, just a minute. Actually, Phoebe has to stay with me. She has to help me with the potion. It blew up in my face.