- Jill Munroe: Would you mind if I broke our date for lunch?
- Kelly Garrett: Depends.
- Jill Munroe: On what?
- Kelly Garrett: Who's replacing me?
- Jill Munroe: Him
- [points to Prince Eric, whom she thinks is a salesman]
- Kelly Garrett: Hmm. You're forgiven. Do you mind if I have him for dinner?
- Jill Munroe: I'll let you know after lunch.
- John Bosley: Do you mean, that you were actually picked up in a men's haberdashery?
- Jill Munroe: Picked up sounds so declassé... Was I picked up?
- Kelly Garrett: I'd say you were confiscated.
- Kris Munroe: Well, on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate this confiscation?
- Jill Munroe: An eleven.
- Eric Railman: Will you tell me why you are carrying a gun?
- Jill Munroe: I told you, I was a detective.
- Eric Railman: You did not tell me.
- Jill Munroe: I did.
- Eric Railman: Not so I'd believe it.
- Tiffany Welles: Well, thank you! Next time I'm by, I'll buy you a drink. You ARE old enough to have started drinking?
- Grayson: Well, the truth of the matter is, I'm old enough so I'd better not stop.