- Sabrina Duncan: We'll pay you the money, but it wouldn't be for just me, it would have to be for both of us
- [referring to Mrs. Farber]
- Hubie: Of course, it wouldn't make no sense just shootin' one of ya.
- Kelly Garrett: Are you certain the spider was harmless?
- Ben Pawl: Of course it was, I stomped on it!
- Kris Munroe: But was it harmless before you stomped on it?
- Ben Pawl: Well how should I know? I wasn't gonna let it bite me to find out.
- Fred Holser: When I'm on top, and you come to me for a favor, you know what you'll get?
- [shouting]
- Fred Holser: Bupkis is what you'll get! Watch! Bupkis!
- Kris Munroe, Billie Jolene, Grace Cooley, Holly: [singing] Hi there, hello! / We're glad that you could show / For the Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant! / From far and near / We girls came here / To try to be queen of the pageant!
- Ben Pawl: [solo] Hi there, hello! / We're glad that you could show / For the Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant / Who will be queen? / When we're all seen / At the Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant
- Kris Munroe, Billie Jolene, Grace Cooley, Holly, Ben Pawl: [going slightly off key] The Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant!